The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 01, 2020

That’s why I do the opposite and watch Christmas movies in the summer. Supposed to be over 100f for the foreseeable future.

Brutus should have taped the January weather forecast so he could watch it and cool off now.

You can bet that when that forty days and forty nights of rain began, the weatherman said it was going to be sunny and nice all day.

Mind over matter. No mind, no matter.

I still have the Yule log fire on my DVR. Better with the sound off. I wish I could hear the crackling and not the carols.

I’m with Brutus. Wish I could bottle this heat so that come winter when I wake up to one of those mornings of 2 feet of snow to shovel I could just unleash just enough from the bottle to melt it all.

What about the 95% humidity?

I do stuff like that, too. I record Christmas movies and cartoons and play them in August.

And it’ll be just accurate as the days forecast.

This is better than watching a recording from last winter and having a blizzard warning show up in the corner or crawl