Gary Markstein for July 15, 2020

I’m pretty sure he’ll never actually do this: Misdirection and obfuscation are his style.

Get out of that coffin and go back to school!

Remember kids, spreading disease and death when you go back to school is going to be a “beautiful thing”.

Bet he and the GOP got a list of victims’ names to resurrect and use at election time.

MAGA = MORE Adolescent’s Graves Ahead.

November is coming. And with it, the Blue Tsunami. In October, look for Republicans in congress running for re-election to turn on Trump and beg the American people for forgiveness. And the American people will say,“Go F**K yourselves!”

It won’t shock me if he decides that he should give himself 140000+ extra votes because “they would have voted for me if they weren’t such losers who got a virus and died.” The Senate will go along and write a bill backing it

Given trumps latest move to bypass the CDC and pass all related COVID-19 data through the White House.. one can be pretty sure the crisis is over.

Don’t worry, they’ll all arise and vote on Nov. 3, 2020. It’s an election year miracle.

Just as reading about the Holocaust, the Killing Fields, ethnic cleansing around the world, etc. makes one sick, move over for the politicizing of hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S. from the pandemic.

It looks like he is preaching to the already converted.

After three and a half years the Republicans rolled back the stone on the tomb of their Chosen One. He came out and saw his shadow and they knew he’d be gone by Spring and many of them also. We all lived happily ever after. A rolling stone gathers “No Mas”.

Yes, ‘November’ IS coming…and it’s riding a pale horse.

(Or, perhaps, a Donkey?)

His Supreme Ignorancy has not yet worked out that once he has declared “Off with his head!” he cannot then declare “On with his head!”

Don’t worry, Dear Leader – your Russian friends will harvest those expired votes for you…

School’s are opening, time to kill the children.

Sad to say, that ain’t the PINO – the hands are too big

But I’ll send a new stimulus check to your parents to help with the funeral costs. And I’ll make a big speech about how my thoughts and prayers are with your surviving families. If any. And I’ll tell everybody you’re heroes by dying for your economy – I mean your country. Yeah, your country. Not the economy at all. The economy’s just fine.

Hey, I got an idea: a car engine w/no dipstick: ’twould never run low on oil!!!

In wartime, sitting presidents are seldom voted out – “Stay the Course”

That’s partly why “W” was reelected.

And the Orange Idiot is making saber-rattling noises against China.

Crikey!