Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2020

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    pearlsbs  almost 4 years ago

    Instead of an interrogation maybe he needs to try an inferrogation.

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    jreckard  almost 4 years ago

    They should be able to find a charge that sticks.

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    seattlesince57  almost 4 years ago

    I’am rubber, you’re glue..bounces off me, and sticks to U

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    He only responds to poles.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    Pierre with his jaunty beret has a magnetic personality; if you have an iron will, he will draw you in.

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    But I’m positive he’s the robber and that he took in a huge U-Haul.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    The crime? Stalking Jacques Q-steau.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He obviously lettered at Mime University.

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    paul  almost 4 years ago

    But I do – try him.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Y not?

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    Al Nala  almost 4 years ago

    VOY! Eh?

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    mi_sbs  almost 4 years ago

    When they put him in a cell, he’ll be trapped in a box

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Do U mime!

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    pearlsbs  almost 4 years ago

    They need to send him to degauss chamber.

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    Awesome_Guy  almost 4 years ago

    Oh my god what a dad joke

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    And then there’s “I”, his partner in mime. They do an “I mime, u mime” routine.

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