Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 09, 2020

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    Well, that’s good to know you can continue celebrating birthdays down there!!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    In Hell, they just keep recycling the same card.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No worries….There is no time in the afterlife.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Hah… Burn!

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Helium balloons?

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    tinstar  almost 4 years ago

    They had a devil of a time, finding something original.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    So, what did you expect from a bunch of devils? I ❤️ you" cards?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 4 years ago

    Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?“Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.

    1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year that “It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    The planet Moloch isn’t really hell, it just looks kind of like it. A ‘hot Earth’.

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