In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 10, 2020

But the pitcher just can’t find the strike zone.

Is the next county far back enough, or do you want them to go to the state line ?

And make sure there’s no aircraft in the vicinity either!!!!

Must be playing against the Giants.

Do they have an outfielder on the moon?

This is how Mike Trout appears to most pitchers.

That’s one heckuva strike zone.

Giants must be in town.

Test him for roids.

A baseball bat is not permitted to exceed 42 inches in length, so that hitter is already violating the rules. (At least in Major League Baseball, and other leagues probably don’t allow anything longer either.)

I wouldn’t worry too much, the ball’s gonna look like a fly to him.

“How do you feel about Cleveland?”