At first I was going to nitpick and argue that if he got hurt falling off a stool, then this must be from one of those stories where he loses his powers. That, of course, would beg the question, why does he need a kryptonite detector? But if it’s anything like my smoke detectors, it makes little drive-you-crazy beeps when the back-up battery is running low, and so you have to replace it, whether you want to or not.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
Small panel: The “fountain” of germs. Large panel: The “powers” that be.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 3 years ago
That first panel is literally true, since most bottle water IS tap water
A Common 'tator over 3 years ago
People who pay to drink Evian are exactly what the product is, spelt backwards…
Gent over 3 years ago
Ah yes. The Not So Superman!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Superman isn’t so super anymore, is he?
P51Strega over 3 years ago
ROFL for the “Free Sample”
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
I never thought I would pay a dollar for air to fill my tire.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like Doc Brown was correct: In the future, people will pay for bottled water!
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Poor marketing by the fountain people.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
At first I was going to nitpick and argue that if he got hurt falling off a stool, then this must be from one of those stories where he loses his powers. That, of course, would beg the question, why does he need a kryptonite detector? But if it’s anything like my smoke detectors, it makes little drive-you-crazy beeps when the back-up battery is running low, and so you have to replace it, whether you want to or not.
GoComicsGo! over 3 years ago
Well, Superman is 82 years old.