Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2011

So That’s how that got started!

And the Tofu so frightened them, that, yea, they chose to stop swilling, lest THEY be turned into Tofu.

I bought tofu one time…..I sliced, battered and fried it. It had a taste that could be described as neutral.

It could be worse Adam. God could have destroyed your paradise by creating Eve.

Where’s the beef? Their diet seems to be lacking beef.

High carb, high fat!

@Darkeforce: Also soy milk and use soybeans in cooking. I have no opinion on tofu one way or the other, but texturized vegetable protein I stay away from!

Can’t stand tofu, but burgers & pizzas aren’t much better and certainly can’t be good for weight-challenged people.

tskoge, burgers are beef - although the lowest form of beef. Pork rules. Where’s the pork?

The comic’s wrong … We all know that Tofu was created by Satan.

There’s no such thing as “soy milk” … Milk requires a breast.

Proof positive that The Big Dude has a sense of humor.

Wrap tofu in strips of bacon, dip in beer batter, fry….simply marvelous.

Tofu did not come from Heaven, perhaps the other direction.

God loves me. Here I was praying “Capt Eddie, Capt Eddie.” and I hit the button and I’m in Paradise. Now if I can only get the damned dog out of my seat before the first inning.

And tofu can be used as a foam rubber substitute but guess that was obvious.

Tofu is short for “Toe Food,” I thought…

Well, it could be worse. God could have offered them “light” beer…

I too, tried tofu once. That’s the key word, once….

I too, tried tofu once. That’s the key word, once….

Tufu….what a gruesome solution.

Tofu is awesome. It’s cheap, it’s healthy, and you can make it taste any way you want because it has no taste of it’s own. You can use it in any meal you want to give it that extra boost of protein.

Tofu also has a certain “texture” that causes an adverse reaction in my mouth - that of rejecting the foreign object from said mouth.

I pride myself in the diverse things that I eat and enjoy and while my wife occasionally serves tofu for dinner, I usually, but not always, make a separate dinner on those nights.

Cut in strips, breaded, fried, and coated in a butter/hot sauce combo, you still wish it was chicken!

@olfart Isn’t pork a “soo-ee” product?

The ecumenical vacuum tube. What could go wrong?

Thank God for tofu!!!!

You’re slipping there, Divine One. You could have created FOOTBALL! THAT would take the pounds off!

WATCHING football does nothing to reduce your weight. Anyway, it’s already been invented. See the May 14th strip

Tofu!? Does this mean that God is…fallible!?!?

Tofu was the inspiration for the 5 mph bumper

I love tofu and I hate beer.

ToFu is an abbreviation. It’s short for Totally Fu**ed! You like it, YOU EAT IT! I’ll have real food anyday!!!

I also tried it once. I hear that it is neutral and can taste like anything-blah blah! Dr Oz also had a guy on last week who said we can live forever by giving up all meats (even fish and turkey) and all dairy! _ I won’t even give up my gin! I eat MY version of healthy- I’m 73 and work out every other day (and stay active on the others) and I may live into my 90s like many relations, and that’s plenty for me- I take NO medications and cook just about all of my own food (nothing processed) but my fav suppers are my whole wheat pepperoni pizza with a 1/2 plate of raw veggies, and my home roasted turkey breast slices with buttered yams and my recipe of Cuban black beans. Both are meals I plan to live with the rest of my life!

I’m also keeping a great BMI and having a chem panel every year in May to track my progress on my own spread sheet! HAPPY EATING, everyone! There are always healthy and delish versions of what you relly WANT to eat!

This comic suggests , The Big Dude answers requests , timely . I concur , the wise know to be careful in the nature of what is requested . Because 999 times out of a 1,000 , it may be tofu .

Dog’s gonna need a dentist.

ToFu where art thou ToFu?… So loathed and hated… Not so bad, and good 4 u?… But not salted and berated… For nutritional value… And sane digestive behaviour… Tho not 4 taste 2 savor… IS STILL BETTER THAN A F@#KING BIG MAC!…

What a bunch of knobheads!… I mean really…

vldazzle, good for you! You go girl!

i like tofu. (says she very, very quietly from down here)

The work of harvesting and butchering for all those buregers and pizza should have been exercise aplenty.

Tofu!? God is definitely a borderline anorexic girl! The disguise does not fool me!

You see, upon witnessing the tofu, they are so repulsed that they upchuck the contents of their stomachs, thus losing weight.