Bliss by Harry Bliss for June 25, 2020

Tom was really happy to be dating again after all the months in quarantine.

“This moonlight really brings out all your little imperfections..”

“Did I tell you how crazy I am about kale?”

I once told a friend that she had a big piece of spinach stuck between her front teeth!! SOMEONE had to tell her!!

Oh, you sweet talker, you!

Was that Blue Kale or Russian Red Kale ?

“Shut up and kiss me already!”

Thank you, Yes, I know. I’m saving it for later. (My usual go to line for spinach, bread crumbs, any sort of edible debris that stopped somewhere along the way from plate to tummy.)

Anyone remember Shelly Berman’s comic monologue about the fellow trying to impress his date by smiling at her at every opportunity?

I don’t find that attractive. I prefer a woman with spinach.

And you have the most charming halitosis.

You really take my breath away.

The power of love. :)

Aw, it’s shaped like a heart.

i have great difficulty imagining being attracted to someone who would eat kale…