Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 30, 2020

“…The shoe is on the hand it fits, there’s really nothing much to itWhistle through your teeth and spit ‘cause it’s alrightOh well, a touch of grey kinda suits you anywayAnd that was all I had to say and it’s alrightI will get byI will get byI will get byI will survive…” Touch of Grey Grateful Dead

By this day and age the Rolling Stones must be the Creaky Stones. (I know that my knees and ankles are nowhere near as flexible as they were twenty or thirty years ago.)

They should now be called the Olding Stones.

I heard they’re in the process of practicing for their Steel Wheelchairs Tour.

That title is not that far from the song the Stones really did record, “Living in a Ghost Town.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNNPNweSbp8

The Strolling Bones ?

The Rolling Stones … Living proof of the mummifying effects that drugs and alcohol have on the body.

Someday we’ll have a vaccine… ♫ It’s just a shot away…♫

… from their soon to be released album, featuring songs like:

Get Off of My Lawn

Time Ain’t on My Side

Something Happened to Me Yesterday (Now what was it?)

Dear Doctor (remake)

Get Up, Stand Up (Don’t Give Up Tonight)

You Can Make It (to the bathroom) If You Try

The Rolling Stones asked King Donnie not to use their music in his campaign ads or they’ll take legal action! Smart Group!!

I’m usin’ that one.

Had to Google this one to figure out the joke. I wonder how much of the sub-Boomer readership gets this one.