“Got him, yes!” What a zinger!
Wait until Carol introduces the PHB to the animal onesie lifestyle. The end game was to send him on safari in Africa.
I hope Woodstock has enough chairs.
Personally, I think the door may have also hit him on the arse on the way out.
At what point did Alice develop the “Fist of Death”?
“Sooner or later” Mom will grab you by the back of the shorts and lift. You will be on tippy-toes. Your voice will be squeaky until your mid-twenties and you will understand the term “moose-knuckles” (albeit in your case junior-size)… and you will ask “… is this really worth the trouble”.
Chilli Con Carnage ?
Lucky that he did not have the Bean Burrito Surprise as well.
May have tussled with the bait-eating seaweed tree.