Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 18, 2020

I’d rather do downward facing snake, but I don’t know if Jewel would hold still long enough.

Which are worse, pets or toddlers?

As long as the puppy is not sniffing her butt everything is fine.

What would we ever do without punctuation

He’s a cutie.

We would “Eat shoots and leaves”.

“Ooh, time for kissies!”

There are some things that are difficult to do when your dog is licking your face.

Watch out for tree pose…

Also known as “play time for puppy”.

I just call this “doggie Style”.

I so admire the folks whose imaginations create these delights!

“If there’s a bare face to lick, we got it!” – Dogs everywhere.

One of the dumb breed. What a lost opportunity for humping. Now, what would a border collie do?

It’s a good thing the dog didn’t have other ideas in her vulnerable position.

Next lesson: breath control.