Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 09, 2020

They’re really taking a “pounding”.

Wac-A-Hole…

Die tenacious earth.

Lotsa fun ’til you whack your foot…or something.

Or you could just start some nasty rumors, they’ll kill each other!

Such a buzzkill.

And did any of the plants survive?

I took the hammer away from my wife months ago.

This is also a VERY satisfying method of fixing computers. Or getting rid of old ones.

I’d love to whack the rabbits and chipmunks who destroy my garden.

Percussive maintenance still has its uses.

I prefer boiling water, but that kills the plants too. Works great and they never develop a tolerance.

So natural.

Now you know why organic food cost so much. It’s very labor intensive.

I’m gonna put that bug in a box, then put that box in another box, then smash it with a hammer! (maniacal chortle)

And this way you don’t have to worry about things cropping up.

i prefer explosives…

Reminds me of a “hick” comedy bit about a new bug killer. It starts with pouring a teaspoon of it down the bug’s throat, then chasing him around the room until he’s blue in the face . . .