CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for June 03, 2020

No, you should encourage him to get out by himself…then change the locks on all the doors

Hey… dress cargo shorts have their place.

just don’t as me where that place IS.

 

BTW… this from a woman who doesn’t mind beards, pony tails, or our North Coast guy’s “dress” uniform of flannel shirts and jeans, even with heavy sandals and socks…

but those ugly, wide, bottom-of-the-knee length LA type shorts, with or without cargo pockets… nah.

 

Then again… I probably wouldn’t actually say anything.

I might sigh…. deeply.

Tourist chic.

I’ve seen snappier dressing on salads.

But, dude, you’re still wearing your comic glasses.

Thank you!

Swap the Crocs for some heavy hiking sandals and he looks just like me.