The quickest way to get Ivan to do what you want—play to his ego.
Oh, Ivan. I know you’re young and stupid, (emphasis on the stupid) but even you should know better than to fall for that line.
Why does the demon look like he’s wearing a Japanese school girl’s sailor dress?
With Offal and Ivan around, what could possibly go wrong?
Ya know, for some one so sneaky and conniving, Ivan can be really stupid. Looks like demon has a plan to shove Ivan off to another universe…
Ivan is a precocious kid. :-(
Idiot, Salem’s ten thousand times more powerful than he is. And smart enough not to do what he wants Ivan to do.
I hate to say this about a child, even a fictional one, but Ivan is too dangerous to live.
There’s always the chance Ivan will botch the spell the demon teaches him. With luck, he’ll make a one-way vacuum portal centered on Offal.
Olwen, you need to leave now, stat. If it means leaving a few like Ivan and Offal behind, so be it. Tell yourself they’ll catch up later.
Oh, goodness, spite would motivate me too. as much as I dislike this demon, he’s smart.
Laurie Sefton Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The quickest way to get Ivan to do what you want—play to his ego.
McColl34 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh, Ivan. I know you’re young and stupid, (emphasis on the stupid) but even you should know better than to fall for that line.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
Why does the demon look like he’s wearing a Japanese school girl’s sailor dress?
Fiona D Premium Member almost 4 years ago
With Offal and Ivan around, what could possibly go wrong?
Caerin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ya know, for some one so sneaky and conniving, Ivan can be really stupid. Looks like demon has a plan to shove Ivan off to another universe…
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Ivan is a precocious kid. :-(
knight1192a almost 4 years ago
Idiot, Salem’s ten thousand times more powerful than he is. And smart enough not to do what he wants Ivan to do.
StackableContainers almost 4 years ago
I hate to say this about a child, even a fictional one, but Ivan is too dangerous to live.
Denny Wheeler Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There’s always the chance Ivan will botch the spell the demon teaches him. With luck, he’ll make a one-way vacuum portal centered on Offal.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 4 years ago
Olwen, you need to leave now, stat. If it means leaving a few like Ivan and Offal behind, so be it. Tell yourself they’ll catch up later.
Lady Kitten about 1 month ago
Oh, goodness, spite would motivate me too. as much as I dislike this demon, he’s smart.