Matt Wuerker for May 21, 2020

Think American voters are seeing a trend. Not in Trump’s or the GOP’s favor.

Distractiongate!

Pretty sure the Onerous Orange Orangutan (aka “Ozone” = O3) has so many “gates” waiting to be revealed about himself that they’ve run out of hinges at Home Depot.

Interesting ‘curve’ for Clinton, lol.

Pardon me!

Republican* presidential actions after the first three.

So, Obama has a gate; T Rump has a wall. I think that explains a lot.

Like NANCY said, trump is morbidly obese and tracks in sh¡t on his shoes….LOL I laughed til I cried! That’s as great a statement as when she tore up the Speech papers at his speech…HYSTERICAL! YOU GO GIRL! The bad part is his flock of dumbasses believe him! There is no Obamagate…..but there will be a Trump /FamilyGate!

Modified OBAMAGATE = Obama’s Better At Making America Great And Trump’s Enraged!

…and Reagan acknowledged and apologized (such as it was) for Contragate . Can you imagine 45 apologizing for anything?

@Braindead — I speculate that if Trump loses the election he resign, have Pence pardon him, and flee the country.

Obamagate explained with extenuating evidence:

https://twitter.com/DearAuntCrabby/status/1261778739282751488/photo/1

Interesting graphic for Monica-Gate…..

Trump Gate = 100,000 dead, 15% unemployment, the country shut down, due to lack of a Federal virus testing program.

The available media sources just about where in rural America are sufficient to develop a MAGAt view. Watch a few minutes of Faux news. It won’t take long, but keep a vomit bucket handy and hang in there as long as possible. Once your tolerance level is raised, try a couple of minutes of Hannity. ( I’m still only up to about 5 minutes on him). It’s a real eye opener. In some states, you can’t get much else, and the talk radio is even more insane. A lot of the people who are in the Faux bubble would really have to put out some serious effort to get some contact with reality, while they are constantly bombarded with conservative propaganda. And, the people they have coffee with, go to church (or the bar) with etc are dealing with the same situation. That means that real people that you know and trust are backing up what you are getting from the propaganda machine. Unless you are a really intelligent, involved person, you are going to accept the world you see, unaware that it has been paid for and organized by people who are working against your best interests.

Obamagate will flatten the curve.

Creating and stepping into scandals is one curve that the Trump administration cannot flatten…

It’s all Abe Lincoln’s fault; if the South were a separate country, it would be a good place for all of the dumb white people-plus there could be a wall and they could pay for it!

Obamagate consists of a disgrace to his uniform (Li’l Mikey Flynn) confessing to having committed felonies, and then getting a sweetheart deal out of the case.

I’m trying to decipher how one attributes bell curves to discrete historic events.

It’s a wonderment. At best, Trumpo talks like a sausage, all shoddy exaggerations and overstatements, but if the “Crimes of Obamagate” are as obvious and self-evident as he claims, it ought to be possible to name them.

You can tell the USA is open, the shootings have started again.

Love this, but got a snicker out of Monicagate looking a little phallic.

Sorry, but once said it can’t be unseen.