Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 08, 2020

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll be able to swim in the sunscreen!

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Fair enough, I suppose.

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    tech60  almost 4 years ago

    My oldest granddaughter and I are so fair, she says we have tones—alabaster or tomato. Depends on the season.

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    SusieB  almost 4 years ago

    I need that. I have Irish skin

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 4 years ago

    I said to my dermatologist, “don’t I have superb skin?” and he said “eh, it’s fair.”

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Just cut the bottle open and soak in it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The Mrs lived in Australia for several years and always covers up and slathers herself in sunscreen. Being a ginger she’s had to be a bit more protective in the sun.

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 4 years ago

    He must have been the Abominable Snowman in his previous life…

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I think his intent is to sit in the shade from the bottle.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If I needed that much protection, I’d stay away from the beach entirely.

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