Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 28, 2011

“found dead in a pool of blood”!

“found swimming in a pool of Thunderbird”?

“found laffing his tukus off in pool of money”?

The news version of Mad Libs.

“found over his head in a pool of pool of trouble.”

Found swearing in a pool of reporters.

Because I’m so sick of hearing of him, I hope comicgos is right.

“Found frolicking in a pool of naked women”.

Charlie Sheen found wallowing in a pool of tiger blood.

Just make sure that you have the right entries before you go on air or into print. You don’t want another “Truman Defeats Dewey” debacle.

Oh boy, mad libs!

No, its a four letter word…its poop!

Found in a pool of money, of which his lawyers syphoned off half.

Up to his chin in a pool of doody. DON’T MAKE WAVES!

…found spouting off nonsensical ramblings in a pool of over jealous paparazzi.

I like wndrwrthg’s.

..found wallowing in a pool of self pity.

Charlie Sheen is right about one thing; AA is a scam.

Found falling to the bottom of a slippery slope.

Found laughing in a pool of money.

I like wndrwrthg’s too.

I love Mad Libs!

Charlie Sheen found hairy in a pool of tang.

That’s how we would’ve done it in high school.

The first word would be an adverb and the second word would be a liquid.

Charlie Sheen said something newsworthy. I forget what it was, but everyone assures me it was newsworthy.

incoherent in a pool of reporters!

Coyoty, you were so close…

“Found winning in a pool of tiger blood.”

Et tu, Wiley?

In other words they are just waiting for the obvious to happen and when it does, it will be obvious what the correct word is.

Yea, I like fishstix comment… who is Charlie Sheen?

Found drown in his own spittle mixed with several bottles of his own ego poured out for all the world to see.

I like fishStix comment. Who indeed. ….

Even better is when they report things that were expected for the last, oh, four months: “The jobs report came in today, and growth in employment is slow…”

Lewreader, I’m sadly sure that you are correct.

Great one again Wiley, thanks.

Wiley hit this one out of the park. :)

found face down in Veronica Lake. You have to be over 60 to understand this one.

This would be really funny if he was found laying dead somewhere today!

Found out he’s not really important in the cesspool he calls his life.

No, let’s be nice! Charlie Sheen was found praying for redemption in the church of his choice. Charlie Sheen was found writing a large check in an orphanage. Wielding a large sword in a zombie apocalypse!

Using the predetermined dashes…

CHARLIE SHEEN FOUND JESUS IN A POOL OF FISH?

Wiley….WINNING!!

found WINNING in a pool of CHICKS