Nick Anderson for May 07, 2020

For someone who believes that only he can fix things, this sounds (to him) perfectly reasonable … why are those nasty people snickering?

Latest news: the “murder hornets” hired a lawyer. They have now been plea-bargained down to “manslaughter bees.”

This toon reminds me that sometime around Xmas of 2016, I predicted an outbreak of flat foreheads and bruxism in the US. That we haven’t seen that is proof of our amazing ability to get used to ANYTHING ! (well, except staying home, apparently).

And everyone in the administration said yessir and jumped in the air.

Another fine reason for MAGAts to beat up Asians on the street.

As soon as it gets really cold the hornets will just disappear. Like a miracle.

About as effective as the China travel ban for the COVEFE-45 virus when the horse is out of the barn and galloping way down the road.

Please , , don’t anybody tell him about the hornets. . If he sets up a task force to handle the problem, all will be lost!

What hornets? We don’t have no hornets, fake news.

…and build a wall so high…..they won’t get through….

Murder Hornets are here? How much TP am I supposed to buy for this? :)

And somewhere in the nether rings of Hell a soft “Yessss!” emanated from the thin lips of Stephen Miller.

It’s absolutely terrifying to think that this is NOT satire. He really does “think” in this way…

They are coming to take pollination jobs way from honest Americans – that’s why we have walls and moratoriums and why you must re-elect.

. . . WTF? :’(

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/496543-trump-sending-ally-to-pentagon-to-vet-officials-loyalty-report

And tell that pesky tide to stay put! Or else!

I’m surprised that the Orange Genius hasn’t called these insects “Chinese Hornets”, yet.

Sounds like a good excuse for another tariff.

" Get me the the Worlds Finest entomologists NOW. I want to know who to blame this on."

The Murder Hornets are coming south from Canada – quick, build a wall, and make it tall enough to stop these murder hornets from flying over it!

Finally, it all makes sense! He’s avoided combating Covid-19 so he could use that against the murder hornets!

does not feel real. He should have mentioned that they could get in as long as they were willing to do jobs that the local wasps were not willing to do

Ever since the Evangelicals voted in Trump its been one plague after another.

Do you think they got the hint yet?

Tracking the ‘Murder Hornet’: A Deadly Pest Has Reached North America

In November, a single hornet was seen in White Rock, British Columbia, perhaps 10 miles away from the discoveries in Washington state — likely too far for the hornets to be part of the same colony. Even earlier, there had been a hive discovered on Vancouver Island, across a strait that probably was too wide for a hornet to have crossed from the mainland.

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Tracking-the-Murder-Hornet-A-Deadly-Pest-Has-15242348.php?

Trump needs to quarantine – he could have coronavirus despite initial negative test: former CDC official

In the wake of news that one of President Trump’s personal valets has tested positive for coronavirus, CNN’s John King asked former CDC official Dr. Cyrus Shahpar what steps Trump should take now that he’s come into close contact with someone who’s positive. According to Shahpar, Trump needs to begin a quarantine for 14 days immediately.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/trump-needs-to-quarantine-he-could-have-coronavirus-despite-initial-negative-test-former-cdc-official/

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Thanks to greedy ignorant Republican negligence it just crazier every day.

Stop the press. Murderes Hornets bite Trump on foot. Apparently cure his bone spurs. Hallelujah.

Why are so many bad things coming out of Asia?

. . . except for the tens of thousands I still let travel