Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 01, 2020

Your slovenliness will be the “grime” of the century.

Don’t eat it all at once, dear!

The “Golden State” killer was recently identified with an increasingly common method. If the cops have a perp’s DNA but no suspect to match it to, nowadays they can use it to search the DNA of a wide range of people, then look for partial matches of the perp’s relatives. Using genealogical charts they then narrow their search to one or a few suspects. Case closed.

Getting a baseline of his future killer. He also bought her a vacuum and washing machine.

Other than the CIA and FBI, which you already knew about?

Does this have anything to do with me threatening to kill you the other day?

We are well past 1984. All of the clever phones and stuff like this DNA to find your family tree if in the wrong hands will be a nightmare. I bought some things at Target the other day with cash, my son used his phone and showed me what I bought. “Oh, that’s so they can send you coupons.” I keep my tin foil hat close at hand.

They’re looking f or her?

Man, she will try anything to get a date!

Take the test, the police will let you know.

The Fashion Police for sure.

So you’re worried about that?