Matt Wuerker for April 28, 2020

If you wanted to find any place(s) that could serve as the epicenter of contagion it would be 1) Las Vegas, 2) either one of the two Disneys.

It’s very hard to social-distance at a black jack, craps or roulette table. The slots they can close off two out of each three. Good luck!

The mayor offered to make the Strip the control group for what happens with the Virus when you have no social distancing. Anyone want to run for Mayor in LV? Should be pretty easy to set up campaign ads.

I just mentioned to my husband that this really should be called the Zombie virus, as it obviously eats brains.

For those who did not see Anderson Cooper interviewing Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman, it is here: https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/04/22/las-vegas-mayor-carolyn-goodman-reopen-coronavirus-entire-interview-anderson-cooper-sot-nr-vpx.cnn

WARNING: Anderson Cooper is FAR more patient than pretty much any human being on the planet. It’s painful to listen to.

If you go to jail it might turn into a death sentence, Feds aren’t testing federal prisons.

See the USA lose because you wouldn’t bet on Hillary.

If Vegas shows a spike in infections in the next few weeks, people might start avoiding Vegas… after all, they can find casinos in places other than Vegas… pretty big gamble here – they could be betting “all or nothing”, and getting “nothing”…

At least the mob will make a killing selling pre-dug shallow graves in the desert.

The current mayor makes the nickname “Lost Wages” pale in comparison to her logic. How in the world to these people attain these positions?

Brilliant cartoon!

All of it is very droll. Especially “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”. Har !

this whole testing thing is such a joke. You can get the virus 30 seconds after you test for it. It’s not a waiver.