Jen Sorensen for April 28, 2020

The Compressed air boat horn works SO WELL in SO MANY DIFFERENT situations…

I don’t have any trouble practicing social distancing when I’m out for a walk, but I HATE not being able to pet other people’s dogs.

They say cats may be a problem too, if you let them out.

Don’t know why Trump’s Covidiots think that an AR 15 strapped to their belly will deter a virus. Same thought about Nazi and treasonous Stars and Bars flags.

Gosh, I feel badly. On my walks I have asked people if I can pet their dogs — just to touch another living being once in awhile — 6’ separation from people. I checked after seeing the frame above and sure enough don’t let people pet your dog. Sigh.

I like air horn for all these scenarios.

Sorry to say, I have encountered many panels one and two types.

Spot on as usual, Jen.

Last panel, let me fix that for you, Jen: “Appropriate response: VOTE!!!”

This solution seems complicated. A taser will work in every situation.

Or if you want to go analog, a baseball bat. If I can reach you, you are too close.

Another appropriate response: Vote Blue in November.

Run from the disease spreading Republican nit wits!!

Run and vote

This is why I never leave the house….

Ok, the guy carries a gun and that’s supposed to make him look macho? It would be more efficient to carry a sign that says; “I’m so stupid and insecure I think a gun makes me more of a man”. The sign is easier to carry and conveys the same message.

The last panel should have a few open carry types to make it complete.