Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 16, 2020

DANG! how many pencils has he sharpened since 2007?

Hey Ralph, save that stuff, you can make your own pillows!

Oh that reminds me I need to go empty mine

I can’t remember the last time I held a pencil.

Pause now to consider all those old used-up razor blades inside the walls of that old downtown hotel.

was checking to see if they still sell pencil sharpeners…they do, even the old ones that have different hole sizes for the different types of pencils…

Happened to me once, Boss asked me to find a new sharpener because the old one wasn’t working. Guess why.

I’m convinced that Ralph Drabble is a grown up Charlie Brown in the witness protection program.

I like it!

Comic strip physics, love it

Huh. Has Ticonderoga pencils gone out of business? Another to put on my check-it-out list. . .we’ve go so many of those throw-away pens, we’ll die before we use them all. . .

I remember a Candid Camera episode that featured an electric pencil sharpener with an automatic feed. It consumed any pencil put in it.

I have a manual pencil pointer for mechanical pencils, and an electric pencil sharpener for old-fashioned pencils!

And those are funny noises!

2007? If that’s how he treats his beloveds, no wonder he has to sleep on the couch so much…

Pencil sharpeners like vacuums should emptied frequently. Common sense and all.

Bostitch, definitely has to be Bostitch (sorry the advertisement, but I find it funny that they seem to be the only pencil sharpeners in the US) :D