Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 24, 2020

At least it shares the “four suits” model from human cards. Except unicorns call them “coats”, because they don’t wear suits.

Not possible for who?

good luck, Phoebe, at explaining to Marigold what human playing cards are like and how they’re played

I’ve got a Diner’s Club credit card, the Queen of Spades, a Western Australia Risk card, a Joe Shlabotnik baseball card, and Mr. Bun the Baker.

15 of horns? I wonder how many cards are in a unicorn deck?

It would make a good Tarot deck, though. Think of the fortune-telling possibilities.

If there’s no possible way to lose, does that mean you both win?

Is this like the Calvinball of playing cards?

Instead of Crazy Eights, it’s a game of Crazy Unicorns.

The Unicorn card deck sounds as confusing as the currency used in Harry Potter’s world:

29 knuts = one sickle

17 sickles (or 493 knuts) = one galleon

A unicorn and a fizbin walk into a bar……..

Oh I remember when custom decks were all the rage. I have a handful. I would buy a P&HU one.

Also there is no possible way to win. Ties every time.

These cards being a thing is probably the most plausible thing in terms of realism.

Have me some playing cards based off Incredibles 2, Avengers Infinity Wars and Hulk (2003).