Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 05, 2020

Your crap is in my way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00KM53yZi2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1BRDyXDTI0

It had to happen, with her so long at home with the lockdown, the cat feels that she invades its space.

That’s a real tough boss right there!

That’s EXACTLY what my cat’s just done to me… Then she looks so affronted when I try to slide my books and papers out from under her…

Conventionally, I would say that we have a cat. More accurately, there is a cat that chooses to live in our garage. My wife set up a bed for it and feeds it.

It doesn’t live in the house, so the cat and I get along just fine.

Her boss is leveraging his superior position to provide gravity to the review…

My cat sits in front of the screen on the keyboard. He tears holes in paper and eats a piece when I ignore him.

Performance reviews are brutal.

And that’s the way it is.

I recently concluded my cat suffers from performance anxiety. Seriously. During my video conferences, he storms around the room making an awful racket to get my attention. But then when I pick him up in front of the webcam, he fights to get away.

Over all, not a bad review, otherwise it would have been the coffee cup.

He’s smarter than my team lead