Kliban by B. Kliban for May 01, 2020

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    wmwiii Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Um, I believe an opposable thumb is required to do that.

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    dadoctah  about 4 years ago

    Perhaps, but how many of you would it take?

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    mrcooncat  about 4 years ago

    How quaint … an incandescent light bulb …

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    carlzr  about 4 years ago

    It just isn’t fair.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    What a bright idea…but NO!

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Burned out lightbulbs have no honor.

    How many Stanford Students does it take to change a lightbulb?

    12. One the change the lightbulb and 11 to keep the band away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfebpLfAt8g

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    jpozenel  about 4 years ago

    I remember watching the show “International Showtime” when I was a kid. We would watch the acrobats doing fantastic feats and we would say the same thing (just like dogs watching someone changing a light bulb.)

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    Cat Hammer  almost 4 years ago

    One step at a time, Fido; learn to handle doorknobs first.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 4 years ago

    How many does it take to screw,in a light bulb?

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    johnbrown1859  almost 4 years ago

    “The should screw light bulbs to the floor so I could pee on them.”

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