Kliban by B. Kliban for April 22, 2020

“Humor is when it happens to someone else, tragedy is when it happens to you.”

Now that’s entertainment!

Hasn’t changed much.

Another Trump press briefing?

Another ‘Ancient Aliens’ theory shot down, about why ancient civilizations had people with elongated skulls.

Origin of the word “numbskull”

All comedy is pain … the pain of the performer or the pain the performer’s subject. So when you hear a joke, the correct response is a polite, “I’m so sorry.”

Og, quick, go get a banana and peel it. I got an idea!

“And how about those Cro-Magnons, am I right? Walking upright; what’s the deal with that?”

Comedy night at the Hard Rock Café (badum tssh!)

Hmmm! Out cold before the show is over….

The first comedy rock star.

Next up: Krog the Dead Caveman…

The first knock-knock joke was rocks-to-head: “Knock, knock. Ouch. Who am I?”

A couple of the gals, gals are hangin’ out.

Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

“Yo! Some of y’all dudes took ‘NO COVER’ a little too seriously.”