Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2020

Woo!

Looks like R.J. inherited those from the Ripste!

Oh, for Pete’s sake, Sopapilla! We all know that your kisses are dangerous, but we all also know that the loud giggling we hear after you kiss R.J. isn’t going to be coming from his fists. The giggles won’t be a duet, but a solo.

Someone holds her “skills” a little too high in regard.

Well, they are distracting, which could be very dangerous. Stay on your toes, RJ.

Sopapilla; your kisses are dangerous. So dangerous that if RJ went for them, instead of listening to his fists, the three of you would be in a heap of trouble. (Of course, if they weren’t they’d be no story. Rip Haywire isn’t a romance strip.)

Why is she pink? Whoever’s doing the color needs to get her skintone right.

There are advantages to giggling fists. Besides the Spider-Sense aspect, they’re not as easy to lose as a singing sword.

Sopapilla is starting to dress like Classic Cobra.

Soparilla looks like she could be RJ’s sister. Just like Luke and Princess Leia!

Selina Kyle: A kiss under the mistletoe. You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier… if you mean it.

KA-GIGGLING FISTS!

Your kisses may be dangerous, Sopapilla, but are they sweeter than wine?

His fists are giggling like Spiderman’s “spidey-sense” is tingling. It’s a danger signal, RJ. Pay attention to it.

Could this be a diversion? Could Sopapilla be working for the enemy?

KA-GIGGLING KISSES!!