Steve Benson for April 08, 2020

Just shove all his bullshit back into his mouth before zipping it.

please…

Hair Groppenfuror really is showing even more alarming signs of having left the world of reality.

Zippered lips wouldn’t stop him. He speaks from his gut, remember?

“And all the news just repeats itself, like some forgotten dream that we’ve both seen”

John Prine, Hello in There

I wonder if this could really be done. It would be fine.

November 2019 intel report warned of COVID-19 ‘cataclysmic event’

— even as Trump still insists no one saw it coming

An intelligence report issued in November 2019 warned that COVID-19 could severely disrupt daily life throughout the world and described it as a potential “cataclysmic event.”

ABC News reports that the military’s National Center for Medical Intelligence (NCMI) late last year issued a report that raised alarms about “an out-of-control disease” that “would pose a serious threat to U.S. forces in Asia.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/november-2019-intel-report-warned-of-covid-19-cataclysmic-event-even-as-trump-still-insists-no-one-saw-it-coming/

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The Trump admin did not act on this info for 4 months.

If only

Looking good Donald.

They didn’t break into our local news on NBC last night (for the first time, I think). For that, I am grateful.

If only we could speak his name three times and he’d vanish back into the nether regions from whence he came (ala Beetlejuice).

Liar Trump is really good at blaming everyone else.

Steve: you do trump so well – slightly unhinged -slightly scared shitless – bloated and ready to kill. Accurate.

There should be a lock on that zipper.

Oh Steve, if only … Another excellent ’toon, thanks!

NASA had the “vomit comet” to train astronauts for weightlessness. Bonespurs is the vomit comet training us in brainlessness.

Super glue, stainless steel sutures, staples, buttons, velcro, welding. In that order. ANYTHING to shut that foul, belching, gob.

The flag pin speaks volumes.

To dream the impossible dream~