Bad Machinery by John Allison for February 19, 2021

With stink lines like that, she’ll be promoted to Erin Winters’ old job.

“Mildew” for Mildred ?? Is that a rare typo?

Bombus is the genus of bumblebees; for example, the largest bumblebee species in Britain has the scientific (binomial) name Bombus ruderatus. There is no species with the scientific name “Bombus bombus”.

That’s seems to me a true “Jackpot!” face.

Hey, I’m right there with you, Mildred, but…you know…a time and a place.

Can’t lie if you look ’em in the eye.

Mildred’s right eye might never unclench.

I do like the pink unicorn.

I could unashamedly tit about with pink unicorns