Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 18, 2020

Snail unicorn, or snunicorn.

It’s at snails? So, what, they’re a location now?

No Phoebe. Dakota is just looking for any excuse to act better than you. A rather weak and pathetic one if you ask me.

can hardly wait for the main performance after the rehearsals

Phoebe needs to get better at reading expressions. I also think I know how this is going to play out.

Dakota as a snail? Has she seen the costume yet? Will it make her butt look big?!?

“In your FACE, Dakota!”

(senses rudeness in this phrase)

Apparently. I guess credit to the writer of this play then, because they really seemed to have nailed the snail’s part…

I have a girl just like Darkoda in my class, i always wanna punch her….

Even when you win you lose.

It’s all in how you spin it. If you’re good enough, you can even make a failure to act seem like a win.

Dakota must have misheard the song lyric as, “Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails. That’s what little girls are made of.”

Not to worry, Phoebs. Dakota’s the slow one here.

Well, on FIM, Snails turned out cooler than anyone predicted.

I’m sure you’ll be the start of the show, Phoebe.

Snails are the new sloths. :)

i thought dakota and pheobe were kinda friends

i prefer snails