Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 14, 2020

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    jasonsnakelover  about 4 years ago

    Did he think the doctor said nose as in no’s?

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    rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Maybe he has to point to the pirate’s good eye when he says that.

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    Baarorso  about 4 years ago

    Very subtile joke friend. Took a few minutes for it to connect.;D

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    mddshubby2005  about 4 years ago

    Although, a few more carrots might elicit a few neighs.

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    That was England’s’ WW2 cover story for the success of radar.

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    eye caramba…

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    rebeccabyram22  about 4 years ago

    I don’t get it

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    Quantum Leaper  about 4 years ago

    Pirates didn’t wear eye patches because they were missing an eye. They wore them because they could switch if they went below decks or inside a building, so they could see better. Pirate very rarely went after ships, they normal raided coastal towns.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    “Oh, so they’re good for my size! Okay, it’s a diet food1 I got it now!”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Eat more fiber. It’s good for your arrrs.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Aye aye capitan ….

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    stiggy7  about 4 years ago

    That would be good for his EYE, he ain’t got but one!

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Arrgh!

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    cmarti12  about 4 years ago

    he can’t say aye!

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    jr1234  about 4 years ago

    My head hurts on this one

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Aye loved the hook on this one.

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    Rfrysinger  about 4 years ago

    He wants to speak like a pirate! Instead of « yes » say « aye »!

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