The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 17, 2020

Who remembers Navin Johnson (Steve Martin) in The Jerk: “The new phone book is here! *The new phone book is here!”*

Getting desperate for some junk mail? So is the U.S. Post Office.

I ordered a truckload of the Old Normal

It should get here any day now, right?

and from the Music Man:

Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street

Oh please let it be for me

Oh the Wells Fargo Wagon is a coming down the street

I wish I wish I knew what it could be

Are you sure they delivered it to the neighbors??? The FedEx driver may be stealing your package. In the past year and a half I have had FedEx drivers try to steal 2 separate deliveries. They pull up in front of my house, get out of the truck, mark the package as delivered on their device, get back in the truck and drive away without ever touching the package or approaching my door. Fortunately I have caught this on my door bell camera each time and reported it to FedEx. The packages were eventually delivered either later the same day or the next day. Never a problem with UPS, Amazon Prime, or any others, just FedEx.

Now that really is disturbing…

I get a number of deliveries for 4735 {} Ave vs 4835 {} Ct S, which is my address.

I’ve been there.