Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 06, 2020

She needs to all she can to make her voice less nasal.

you can pick your nose, you can pick your acting coach, but you cannot pick your acting coach’s nose

This is going to be a real “horse play”.

You can pick your nose, and you an pick your friends. But (wait for it)

You cannot pick your friend’s nose!

In case no one told you Phoebe, try not to touch your face. Now go wash your hands for twenty seconds.

I imagine the lines in this play are going to be plenty corny without needing your help, Phoebe.

Just talk all about your magnificence and you’ll sound like a unicorn in no time.

Any good acting coach will tell you to dig deeper, Phoebe.

https://www.gocomics.com/looks-good-on-paper/2020/04/06

To make your lines more “unicorny”… tell bad unicorn jokes. : )

What do you call a swear word from a kitten? Mew-cuss.

Once a picker, always a picker. ;)

Isn’t anyone going to talk about how cute toothless Phoebe was in the 2nd panel?