Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 03, 2020

So the bank is also hoarding it.

I’m beginning to think the toilet paper jokes are wearing thin, or should I say single ply.

Rite-Aide is worse. Buy a bottle of aspirin, and you get 6 ft of receipt and coupons….

With the economy like it is, you could just use the cash.

Did he ask for one roll or two?

In the event that civilisation does go down the toilet, paper money would only be good for starting a fire. Better would be even slightly prepared for the inevitable collapse.

https://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Breakdown-of-the-Social-Order

https://medium.com/@FeunFooPermaKra/the-collapse-of-global-civilization-has-begun-b527c649754c

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/does-coronavirus-pandemic-mark-collapse-civilization-experts-212008870.html

Stores have TP here and aren’t taking back from the idiots.

I cannot believe that I was almost excited that I found bleach wipes in the grocery store this morning

Enough with the toilet paper jokes! They stopped being funny weeks ago.

Stock her up!

ATM = Automated Tissue Machine?

Touching the ATM right now is even more dangerous.

ATM = Automatic Toilet Manipulation

tp is the new currency, no one wants to touch cash

So I guess that’s his bankroll.

Suspension of Disbelief failed here. Absolutely NO common man ever said he had enough cash…

it’s why I always ask for a receipt.