Matt Wuerker for March 27, 2020

What’s with Sam’s pose, is he holding it in ‘cuz he’s out of TP?

I’m looking forward to supporting my local bartender as soon as possible. I only drink in bars (drinking at home means drinking alone), so I’m probably dry for the duration…

Love the ‘toon. Kinda like the USA in late 1941. Everybody knew big big scary changes were coming, while eagerly and incompetently trying to learn new lessons. By 1945 we weren’t so dumb. 2020 covidiots [ if they live] will look back years from now and wonder WTH?

Stop voting incompetent morons into the Oval Office.

ELECTION"S DO MATTER!!!!

Republicans lie repeatedly.

Huh! And Pastis thinks he’s casting pearls before swine!

Nice artwork, Matt; Descriptive ♥

And Bonespurs said the government will end up owning General Motors. Bernie is the “socialist”??????

Get a toilet seat bidet. Under $50, ten minute install time, and never worry about literal selfish a**holes again. Save a few trees and help the planet a little bit on the side.

How about, “Now we know what incompetence at the top looks like”?

Buy a bidet! Oops,too late — they’re all sold out.