In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 08, 2020

You, being young think they’re playing on a giant smartphone.

I, being not-so-young think they’re playing on an air hockey tabletop.

Quick! Get a video on YouTube! STAT!

I have a video of mice running around that I play for the cat using my tablet. The cat thinks it’s real and looks behind the tablet for the mice.

This is proof that cats don’t know how to grip a hockey stick.

Throw in a laser point and you’ll start seeing some REAL hockey

Young Nashville Predators.

And the phone screen lasts about three and a half seconds.

Inspired by Don Rickles.