I think that there are holes in which your logic sometimes sinks to a new level. On the other hand you do give Roz the shaft with your comments about her cooking. And she does come back swinging zingers about your love life.
Back in the last half decade of the last century of the last millennium, I tried diligently for nearly a decade to learn to play golf – lessons, driving ranges, the works. All I managed in those ten years was losing golf balls, catching poison ivy, and having to kill the occasional snake. One day, I’d had enough. I chucked my bag, clubs and all, into the lake and walked away. I took up 10-pin bowling. In a bowling alley, I never lost a ball, never caught poison ivy, and snakes avoided the place like the plague. I’m older now, but I can still bowl an average of 185 or so. But even I must admit, my golfing experience did, in fact, vastly improve my command of profanity.
After several years of employment, I was starting to use the occasional profanity (only when absolutely necessary of course) then started work with a church-sponsored clinic and had to really watch my language. My new word was “RATS” which had the required four letters and didn’t cause much adverse attention.
dadthedawg about 4 years ago
Aw, she was just a little teed off….
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
To go with the golf ball flavored meatballs.
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
I think that there are holes in which your logic sometimes sinks to a new level. On the other hand you do give Roz the shaft with your comments about her cooking. And she does come back swinging zingers about your love life.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
Now comes the hard part.
DebUSNRet Premium Member about 4 years ago
OR join the Navy! Be a real sailor!
J Short about 4 years ago
Next, club throwing.
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Back in the last half decade of the last century of the last millennium, I tried diligently for nearly a decade to learn to play golf – lessons, driving ranges, the works. All I managed in those ten years was losing golf balls, catching poison ivy, and having to kill the occasional snake. One day, I’d had enough. I chucked my bag, clubs and all, into the lake and walked away. I took up 10-pin bowling. In a bowling alley, I never lost a ball, never caught poison ivy, and snakes avoided the place like the plague. I’m older now, but I can still bowl an average of 185 or so. But even I must admit, my golfing experience did, in fact, vastly improve my command of profanity.
oldlady07 Premium Member about 4 years ago
After several years of employment, I was starting to use the occasional profanity (only when absolutely necessary of course) then started work with a church-sponsored clinic and had to really watch my language. My new word was “RATS” which had the required four letters and didn’t cause much adverse attention.
stamps about 4 years ago
A hole in one in the one-hole hut?
Linguist about 4 years ago
Shoe’s probably driving her crazy … actually it’s not a long drive, just a short putz!
JPuzzleWhiz about 4 years ago
“Mommy, can I watch Dad fix his car? I already know all the words!”
pchemcat about 4 years ago
So that is why people keep asking me if I golf!
JD'Huntsville'AL about 4 years ago
I don’t understand why they had to use those symbols for Roz. After all, it IS just adult language. (Thank you Hollywood.) (Sarcasm)