Herman by Jim Unger for April 09, 2020

Superman with glasses could be soon recognized as Clark Kent .

Why rent a room when he can sleep on the roof?

“On my world, this is the symbol for hope”.

“In your case, it’s the symbol for hopeless”.

Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find a telephone booth?

Said Stephen Paddock at the Mandalay Bay Hotel. No laughs there.

Super-vision isn’t good enough for you?

Need a large room for take-off run

Seems like Clark kinda let himself go.

Sir, you do know should you decide to go through the panoramic window, it will be charged to you account…?

As early onset dementia took over Superman, he’d often forget which phone booth he’d left his disguise in.

meh, it does not feel the same if you don’t have the background epic music, and playing it on the cell phone looks silly

At the Museum or England maybe ?? :-)

You all just naturally assume that’s Superman, that’s StupidMan.

It’ll be vacant by morning.