Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 09, 2020

At least Nerwin knows words like ‘meticulously’.

Obviously the museum didn’t anticipate anyone like Nerwin showing up!

Blithe ignorance.

Make no bones about it, it’s a real scrambled mess!

Nerwin was inspired by Katherine Hepburn. Suggested lockdown viewing: Bringing Up Baby.

Just wait until Marmaduke has his barbecue!

I did volunteer work at the local performance theater. During a dance recital, I was in an area filled with sculptures from local artists. Some brat decided it would be a great idea to climb one large piece, and his snotty mom just watched. I asked her to get him off, and she turned up her nose and got ready to tell me off. I told her, “Look at the price. If you break it, you buy it.” She grabbed the kid and headed out of the room. You could buy a good used car for what it cost.

If anyone here has ever seen a sign with an utterly ridiculous rule that should be considered by any human being capable of independent action to be obvious beyond mention -

THIS IS WHY!!!!

Rules only come into being if someone has committed the action first, or at least has made it known that the action (or inaction) might be fun/interesting/exciting/etc.

An electric fence might work, but Nerwin would use that to charge his phone.

I guess the ‘Do not touch’ sign wasn’t specific enough.

That poor dinosaur…

Nerwin I remember from the 70’s Broomhilda. I’ve wondered if, was the name Grelber, revived? Lived in a log, sarcastic, had a shingle outside that read ‘Hate is great’. Really don’t think this snowflake era would tolerate this character, but back in the day we could appreciate edgy. Wonder if the coming and going of Andrew Dice Clay marked (but not caused of course) this change of attitude.

I guess that propeller that’s on Nerwin’s beanie is wound up too tight.

Is Nerwin beyond saving? Will he never become a responsible adult troll? —Only the dinosaurs know….

I agree Broomhilda, that kid is really dumb.