Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 25, 2020

Go straight to the meats!!

Golden Corral=Golden Feedlot.

At the end of the meal, don’t give him a mint.

To “barrow” a phrase: Here comes trouble!

That buffet has become takeout only-just like all the restaurants here in Boston.

wouldn’t go near a buffet even before the current crisis – most guys here in the boonies don’t wash their hands after using the loo…

Should have said, “No wheelbarrows allowed!”

Take the sign down if you’re going to complain about him.

He may have big eyes but he’s not thinking big. He should have just backed up his pick-up truck.

Buffet = death wish -during the pandemic….

That’s my husband. I swear the man is hollow from the neck down!

Is he picking up, or, delivering?

“All you can eat,” not “All you can cart away.”