Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 20, 2020

HAH! She said “butt”!

Quick, someone write that down!

At last! The answer to life, the universe and everything!

No, no, NO! In this strip, it’s “Guess what? Unicorn butt!” Get it right, Simpson.

That joke only works if your dialect of English pronounces “what” as “whut”. Except maybe in the eeevil dimension?

well, that was… um… fun getting to know Phoebe and Marigold from another dimention

The version we used when I was a kid was chicken squat.

Betcha she said “chicken butt” in an evil whisper too, just to make it additionally surreal.

There has never been a joke I thought was less funny that I heard more often than that one.

That is not on any of my lists of guesses.

I think I read that joke in a strip published in the Comic Relief magazine a long long time ago in this galaxy..

Lately I have a feeling that that portal has been leaking into this one for a long time…

Guess why? Chicken thigh!

this happened to me a couple months ago :p