Phil Hands for March 05, 2020

Covefefe.

Good luck with that.

I am tired of tuning into the news in the AM only to find out what childish stupidity the uber-idiot said/did yesterday, when someone hurt his little feelings, or what embarrassing thing he said/did that made the entire world laugh at him – and us.

I’m ready for a bit of NORMALCY.

Actually, I’m really hoping for QUIET!!!

But Biden?

I’m NOT ready for THAT level of boredom.

The self-important schmucks at the DNC think they know what’s best.

They were wrong in 2016,

And they’re wrong NOW!

Is the guy who can’t find Aleppo on a map running this time?

And you need to take away his phone so he can’t tweet!

Actually, you need to take him OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!!

Duct Tape. You have to use duct tape. Make sure to get both mouth and nose.

One of those bamboo “Chinese finger handcuffs” would be an excellent idea. It would keep him from tweeting and he is too much of a stable genius to figure out how to remove them

Good one Phil!

Can you get the virus from kissing Trump’s behind?

Actually, one of the “ball” gags from his bedroom in Mar-a-Lago would work better.

Good observation by Hands, but in the case of #45, even an elephant tranquilizer dart would be inadequate!

Just give him the coronavirus and let him hunch it.

You’re going to need a masker-aid.

He’s infected with the (not so new) crony virus.