Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 17, 2020

Take the loss on the sheets. Bundle him up all him in one linen and toss him out the window. Or door if you’re feeling generous.

Robbo, it’s time to take matters into your own hands. Literally.

When anyone calls you “sport” then you drop kick them into the next time zone!

Reed is kind of all over the place with his lunacy. Some days he’s on a “grammar” hunt, then he goes all hearts and flowers, now he’s just mangling the language. But you have to consider that he was just woken from a sound sleep. You’re not responsible for what you say & do when you first come awake.

Reed’s current philosophical stance is that “Possession is 9/10 of the law.”

Throw some catnip into the hll, and when he goes after it, lock the door!

Time to boot the puss-in-sheets!!!

Aww, cute little sleepy cat head (ahem, sorry).

Obviously, Reed is a Commie/Socialist … their motto is: What’s yours is MINE. Show him a picture of Senator Joe McCarthy … that should scare him away.

Pinkish call in a Leprechaun ! Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !

It is time for Rob to go for a field goal.

A) cats hate water + B) you’ve got to wash the sheets now anyway =C) throw water on him, Pinkish!

No, Reed isn’t a socialist or anything like that. He didn’t write that he was being fired into the script, so Bucky couldn’t have said that.

Oh dear, Rob doesn’t need 2 Buckys in the house.

Have you ever seen a cat fly?

grab him by the scruff, chuck him out the door, forget about him…better take him to the actual outside door and not just your apartment door or he might scratch at it trying to get back in.

Variations on a theme by Neil Schenk……

Just use him as a pillow, Rob.

" … don’t know goodish editing if it bited him in the monkey."

Now THAT’S some creative writing. Well done, Darby.