Clay Bennett for February 16, 2020

Looks like he’s the one who changed the title by the looks of that sharpie.

Trump has found his Roy Cohn and he is in charge of the Department of Justice….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn

Katy Barr the door.

I’m waiting for Trump’s new law book ghostwritten by Barr.

And the ‘Peter Principle’ carried out to it horrible max with Hair Groppenfuror.

Vote

He can’t comprehend English let alone read! What a dumbkoff

This perfectly fits our “eccentric” prez.

Did you know that Murphy’s Law is an example of itself? The original statement was “If something can go wrong, it might.”

If it gets attention, he’ll do it (as long as it doesn’t require physical/mental exertion of him).

Heavily redacted no doubt.

“L’etat c’est moi.” – Le grand singe

Fake cartoon.

There’s no way Trump would allow anyone but himself to “write” the law, much less put another name on it with his own Sharpie.

Trump was never big on the law or reading or ethics or morality or science or compassion or humility or honesty or civics or morality or, well, you get my point. Trump is just bigly.

“There is no god but Murphy and Finagle is her prophet”

Finagle Factor: That number that when added to, subtracted from, multiplied by or divided into the number you got to get the number you want.

You’re giving him a lot of credit to be able to spell Murphy correctly.

“What is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?” Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (1865).

Trump has been promoted to his level of incompetence.

Not Murphy, it is Machiavelli.

Murphy’s law says that no matter how carefully you plan, something (else) always goes wrong. But the Trumpublicans didn’t plan at all. So what’s going wrong is both unplanned and without any kind of attempt at safeguards.