Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2020

Tom Tom the piper’s son

Stole a pig and the way he run

The pig was eat

Tom was beat

Tom went crying down the street.

Mission Implausible.

“And for heaven’s sake, stay away from his Danger Zone!”

you’ll be able to tell whether he’s happy if he starts jumping up and down on the couch…

I thought by now he was old enough to use some Cruise Control, maybe not.

We need an “Arrrrgh” for this strip

Toms stuck in a hotel with the crew in Italy because of the Coronavirus spreading …..production of his movie came to a screeching halt…..

and Tom waits for no one.

Relying on Tom seems like a Risky Business.I hope the courier isn’t caught in the Rain, Man.I hope the courier isn’t riding off into Oblivion.I hope this fragrance is American Made.If Tom approves this scent, he’ll be a Legend.Sorry, all of these puns…I think I’m Losin’ It!My head’s spinning. I need to take a seat. Can someone get me a Cocktail?

He has a need for speed.

It’s gonna take All the Right Moves to keep to Eyes Wide Shut looking for A Few Good Men in a Vanilla Sky to find the Last Samurai

Somebody, anybody….rim shot please!!

Is this Sopapilla: the later years?

Top Gun: The Fragrance"? Seriously?! What does it smell like, jet fuel?