B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 04, 2011

I do not understand golf, so what are they talking about?

You got me, ♥Little Sister♥. I think golf is boring.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

….. off the old block!

And the lie is either the number of strokes currently used on the hole or the number of strokes that the player SAYS is currently used on the hole.

He’s going to chip with a putter??

Golf is a waste of a good walk.

Good Morning & Happy Friday Lonewolf, Gweedo, and All

I quit playing golf. I got tired of shooting in the mid-60’s……..for nine holes.

If you don’t play golf, you don’t have a clue how difficult it is, and what a wonderful feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction you get when you manage to do it well.

Golf is men in ugly pants walking.

I heard that golf was a shortened form of “Gentlemen only, Ladies forbidden”. My grandfather referred to it as “Cow pasture pool.”

fore and a half…sorry, there was an auction last night…

What he said. Good morning partying BC’rs and golfers.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

In the beginning when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, they called it witchcraft. Now they call it golf. - Will Rogers.

I prefer miniature Golf myself…

Once this joke was relevant: What do you call a bunch of white men with sticks chasing a black man around a field? The PGA.

GAG RERUN - yeah it was probably 30 or 40 years ago Hart did this gag.

You can finish in only 3 hours?

Golf: A total waste of a great place to get high and just chill.

I just love “land that should be ashamed of itself for not raising potatoes”. My nomination for Comment Of The Year.

The only thing about golf that interests me is the landscaping. If I ever get rich, I’ll hire a golf course designer to design my lawn: Stands of trees, sandy bits, wet bits, and three different lengths of grass. I’d keep the greens (they’re ideal places to lay out a picnic), but pass on the holes…

None of which explains today’s strip.

If her lie is at 3 shots, then he is in trouble due to already being behind in the number of shots… therefore, it doesn’t matter what his shot is for - he loses. So it’s just for experience (practice). I personally do not like to play or watch golf, but I was trained as a professional caddy back in the 60’s when I was but a lad.

Disc Golf Rules!!!

You can make it up on the next hole!

(Good Evening, Gweedo, Pamlicorat, Grog & all BCers!)