FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 15, 2020

some study method

Lessee now, he’s got 2000 words to get done and he’s taking a 5 minute break after every word. And probably a little time working too. That should be about 7 days of nonstop “work”.

I wish I had some bananas. Hard to get much fresh produce at the local grocery store right now.

I could never do that. My work ethic and ocd would force me to at least finish a sentence.

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/03/29

Peter the Procrastinator ….

I’m reading this when I’m supposed to be studying!

I do not think that guy knows what productivity is.

Now that’s a true procrastinator at work!

I’m wondering less about his word count and more about his calorie count…

Just like our local channel 4 newscasts. One story, one teaser, and back to a 5-minute commercial break.

Sometimes I’m like this…

By the time he is done with his assignment, his parents Covid-19 emergency food supplies will be wiped out.

He would never make it as a professional writer.

welp?

That is a lot of food on working.

Maybe he fasts till he finishes will give him that boost he claims to want.

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he tried NaNoWriMo later?

oh I thought it was each letter

I use [CHOMP] the same technique [SLURP] when writing [GULP] here.

they’ve been here for like 32 years and they don’t look a day old

No, after each letter.