This watch was on your Daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it’d be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Farside99 about 4 years ago
The kid will lose it tomorrow.
Gent about 4 years ago
Oh suure she did.
Stevefk about 4 years ago
See, it still has some bear fur stuck on the blade, it was never cleaned after killing the grizzly.
A# 466 about 4 years ago
Homage to “Pulp Fiction”? “Zed’s dead, honey.”
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Ooooo……kaaaaay……
joefearsnothing about 4 years ago
One hell of a woman who can slay a grizzly bear with a pen knife! :o0
Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago
…kilt him a b’ar when he was only three……
Ukko wilko about 4 years ago
Family legend: That my Finnish great grandmother killed a bear (that was a threat to a newborn calf) with an ax.
Andylit Premium Member about 4 years ago
This watch was on your Daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it’d be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
COL Crash about 4 years ago
Man! You really have to admire a tough old broad like that.