I keep reading articles about the coming census. The thing I find interesting: “There are 342 homeless in town and we want them to be counted to know how many there are.” HUH? You already know how many there are. Then there is the special questionnaire that asks about you finances in detail to see if they are taxing you enough. I guess if you are in the black, that means they aren’t.
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
“Census Sensibility” by Jane Austen Space.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
So he’s going to count the species that moved from other galaxies?
DaBoogadie about 4 years ago
In Space, isn’t everybody an alien?
Gent about 4 years ago
Looks like his spleen was injured 42 times.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 years ago
I keep reading articles about the coming census. The thing I find interesting: “There are 342 homeless in town and we want them to be counted to know how many there are.” HUH? You already know how many there are. Then there is the special questionnaire that asks about you finances in detail to see if they are taxing you enough. I guess if you are in the black, that means they aren’t.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is the census accurate? I wouldn’t count on it.
Sorry about that; apparently I don’t have an outstanding census humor.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
If we built a space wall, then we wouldn’t need to do a space census.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Cliff work? Ha, that’s a good one.
Bilan about 4 years ago
The only census you’re going to get is what Cliff can see from his Barcalounger.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 4 years ago
I guess this has to go into the dueling spleen count too.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
census? count me out