Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 22, 2020

“Is it true what the tabloids all say, ‘Butterfly Kisses At Night’ ?”

At least she didn’t bring scissors.

she picked him up in a clip joint…

If ever a carton was begging for a rim shot….

They are going to star in a new movie together – I hear its a real clip-hanger!

She should have clamped her lips shut! GASP!

What ever happened to Clippy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZ7AFiebys

This could put them in a real bind.

the interview proceeded at a rapid clip…

I hope hers isn’t as annoying as Microsoft’s Clippy…

Mr. B. Clip will probably talk about his son “Chip”

Ha! I thought the gag was going to be that it was a MAGAZINE!

Did she just un-clip herself from RIP?

Bulldog! How ya been?

Looks like a late nite show guaranteed to put you to sleep.

does her friend speak in clipped tones…?

Alright, clip, start rolling!

Clippy’s cousin…